thequestionremains:

When you see couples like this:

On the outside you’re like:

But on the inside you’re like:

icwok:

a bird flew into my house while i was sleeping

my mom always taught me to be nice with guests so i fed him but he wouldn’t eat

then it turns out that he demanded to be fed in the mouth (or beak?)

rude asshole look at him smiling because he made me his bitch